Squat Cobbler 46: Alice Cooper – Dirty Diamonds (review)

“I’m in jail in a Texas town, in my sister’s wedding gown”

This week we review Alice Cooper’s 24th album “Dirty Diamonds”.  This was a tricky album.  The highs were VERY high (Woman of Mass Distraction, Saga of Jesse Jane, Dirty Diamonds), while the lows were kind of low (Pretty Ballerina).   Still… it is Alice and therefore awesome.

BTW, in case you thought Kelly was trying to pull a fast one on saying “Stand” was an Olympic song, check out track 13 on Unity.

BONUS: Here is a Sims version of The Saga of Jesse Jane… pretty amazing…

SMLTBCBPB (Song most likely to be covered by Pat Boone):

Mike – Woman of Mass Destruction
Kelly – Stand (with Michael Winslow)

THE RANKINGS

Dirty Diamonds ends up #13 on Mike’s list and #14 on Kelly’s…

Mike

  1. Love It To Death
  2. Billion Dollar Babies
  3. Killer
  4. From the Inside
  5. Brutal Planet
  6. School’s Out
  7. Welcome To My Nightmare
  8. Dragontown
  9. The Last Temptation
  10. Flush the Fashion
  11. Constrictor
  12. DaDa
  13. Dirty Diamonds
  14. Eyes of Alice Cooper
  15. Muscle Of Love
  16. Special Forces
  17. Lace and Whiskey
  18. Zipper Catches Skin
  19. Raise Your Fist and Yell
  20. Hey Stoopid
  21. Trash
  22. Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
  23. Easy Action
  24. Pretties for You

Kelly

  1. Billion Dollar Babies
  2. Love It To Death
  3. From the Inside
  4. Killer
  5. Welcome To My Nightmare
  6. Brutal Planet
  7. School’s Out
  8. The Last Temptation
  9. Special Forces
  10. Flush the Fashion
  11. Dragontown
  12. Constrictor
  13. DaDa
  14. Dirty Diamonds
  15. Eyes of Alice Cooper
  16. Muscle Of Love
  17. Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
  18. Zipper Catches Skin
  19. Lace and Whiskey
  20. Hey Stoopid
  21. Trash
  22. Easy Action
  23. Raise Your Fist and Yell
  24. Pretties for You
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