Squat Cobbler 46: Alice Cooper – Dirty Diamonds (review)

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“I’m in jail in a Texas town, in my sister’s wedding gown”

This week we review Alice Cooper’s 24th album “Dirty Diamonds”.  This was a tricky album.  The highs were VERY high (Woman of Mass Distraction, Saga of Jesse Jane, Dirty Diamonds), while the lows were kind of low (Pretty Ballerina).   Still… it is Alice and therefore awesome.

BTW, in case you thought Kelly was trying to pull a fast one on saying “Stand” was an Olympic song, check out track 13 on Unity.

BONUS: Here is a Sims version of The Saga of Jesse Jane… pretty amazing…

SMLTBCBPB (Song most likely to be covered by Pat Boone):

Mike – Woman of Mass Destruction
Kelly – Stand (with Michael Winslow)

THE RANKINGS

Dirty Diamonds ends up #13 on Mike’s list and #14 on Kelly’s…

Mike

1. Love It To Death
2. Billion Dollar Babies
3. Killer
4. From the Inside
5. Brutal Planet
6. School’s Out
7. Welcome To My Nightmare
8. Dragontown
9. The Last Temptation
10. Flush the Fashion
11. Constrictor
12. DaDa
13. Dirty Diamonds
14. Eyes of Alice Cooper
15. Muscle Of Love
16. Special Forces
17. Lace and Whiskey
18. Zipper Catches Skin
19. Raise Your Fist and Yell
20. Hey Stoopid
21. Trash
22. Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
23. Easy Action
24. Pretties for You

Kelly

1. Billion Dollar Babies
2. Love It To Death
3. From the Inside
4. Killer
5. Welcome To My Nightmare
6. Brutal Planet
7. School’s Out
8. The Last Temptation
9. Special Forces
10. Flush the Fashion
11. Dragontown
12. Constrictor
13. DaDa
14. Dirty Diamonds
15. Eyes of Alice Cooper
16. Muscle Of Love
17. Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
18. Zipper Catches Skin
19. Lace and Whiskey
20. Hey Stoopid
21. Trash
22. Easy Action
23. Raise Your Fist and Yell
24. Pretties for You